Dear Dave.

Dear Dave,

It’s been a while since we’ve last seen you in the WWE, allow me to say you haven’t been missed in the least.

I used to be able to tolerate you but now, not so much. Four years passed and I didn’t really give you a thought. When they announced you were returning to the WWE, I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. It was close to Rumble time, the start of Wrestlemania season, and I honestly didn’t think that you were going to take the main event spot. When you won the Rumble, that’s when we started to have problems buddy.

In addition to your clothes being about three sizes too small, I don’t appreciate your attitude. You are an asshole.

Fitting that you’re one of Hunter’s buddies because you seem to get what you want. You CHOSE to walk away almost four years ago, nobody forced your hand and for you to state otherwise just gets on my nerves. Wrestling isn’t just a side venture that you partake in when both your MMA and movie careers don’t pan out. You wrestle because you love it and when you say you love this business, those words are falling on deaf ears my friend.

Wait, it actually doesn’t because every fan uses those same ears to listen to all the boo’s you get each time you appear on WWE television.

In case you can’t quite follow me, let me break it down for you. The fans don’t have a problem with you being back, at least I don’t. What we do have a problem with is you thinking that you deserve a main event spot. What have you done in the last four years to deserve to take that away from guys like Bryan, Punk, Reigns, or whoever else? Those guys bust their ass each and every day, they don’t get to pick and choose when they feel like showing up. They don’t bitch on Twitter about how they have ‘haters’ who boo them. We don’t boo you because we’re jealous, we boo you because we don’t like you. There’s a difference. Had you come in and not stolen the biggest spot on the Wrestlemania card, you’d probably get a different reaction.

What makes this whole situation even sadder (for you, at least) is that you’ll get booed right out of the arena at Wrestlemania 30 because the fans dislike your presence in the main event that much. Fans will find it hilarious, using your picture in memes for years afterwards.

In conclusion Dave, I’d just like to say…

Fuck you.



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